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  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    jesus christ even in mythology the american is unable to imagine other than a comic book thing

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This was made by AI so it just reflects the spiritual rot in the culture that produces the training data.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    587hz is ~ a D note, demon starts with D, logic and facts folks

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Gonna go to the symphony in Washington with an ultra high speed camera to see if I can catch the subtle vibrations in the air around politicians as their D-cancelling fields switch on and off during the show.

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        yes… tell them it’s a camera. janet-wink

        • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Shhh… sans-wink

    • determinism2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Egad, a base tone “d” notes a bad age

    • Class_of_1917 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Must be hard for shapshifters to exist at all if they have to avoid music entirely

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    So that’s what causes Havana Syndrome

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    587 Hertz? way too many because you can only drive one rental car at a time

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      this joke is 587 hurts

  • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    a youtube playing a 10 hour ambient track on loop that is “587hz 777 healing energy align your chakras lucid dream” will have to suffice

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      video pauses every 12 minutes to play a 30 second ad during which demons seize the opportunity to cast black magic spells on the white house, shapeshifters infiltrate the administration, and reptilians turn back the clockto 2012

      • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        unironically scans

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Me ringing the bell to keep demons away from Trump (pbuh).

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    real

    • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah this isn’t a meme this is 100% factual.

  • Pili [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    How is Elon Musk gonna enter the white house if they do that?

  • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It might be whacky suggestion but it’s objectively less damaging than most stuff republicans and a bunch of democrats actually support.

    Like it’s ovjectively better to pay somebody a full time ceremony to ring the vibes bell every morning than to pay t hat same person to comb through food stamp applications and find people to cut.

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    I really want something like this just so i can see the mental gymnastics when Hilary Clinton or whomever stands next to it and doesn’t become pink mist or whatever is supposed to happen

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      tuned wrong

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        no tune policing!

  • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    It should be at 20 htz so the president can shit himself

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t think he needs any help

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      It’s funny that this can genuinely apply to both the president and incoming president

      US is cooking itself

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Well akshually a symbiote is not a shapeshifter, a reptilian, or a demon; they’re aliens.

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      yeah but what if it’s a alien and it’s inside the symbiote suit

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “increased carbon emissions could have a negative impact on the atmosphere? What crazy person would think our oil companies would ever hurt us!?”

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    About time someone came up with moderate common-sense solutions to our problems.

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    For once I agree with the flat earthers

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