We’re all gonna call this rankle’s prankle, right?
I don’t know how we won’t call it that, it’s too natural
Can’t believe WotC dropped the ball on this, literally unplayable
I’m not sure I’ll ever stop reading this as “Rankle’s Prankle”. A double Rankle trigger right away is interesting, but Rankle being on a hasty body was one of the major benefits of the card I think. That being said, if you’re empty handed or have some garbage to discard, choosing all modes when casting this is “Each player discards two cards, loses 4 life, and sacrifices two creatures.” I can see this being interesting in some kind of mono-black control deck, though I feel it’s unlikely to take off because it doesn’t do any of the modes particularly well (not a wrath, 4 damage isn’t very significant, and you have to discard as well).