Same. My morning shower also signals the start of my day, and my evening shower indicates the end of my work day. In addition to just feeling clean, it helps my body adjust to time of day, and to prepare for what’s to come (AM stress vs PM booze 😂 )

It’s that magnificent hair, it just captures the attention of the viewer

hmmmm frozen potatoes…brb, I just remembered I’ve got fries in my freezer

To @megopie@beehaw.org’s point, there is almost no competition where I live. There’s Kroger, and if you’re very lucky an ALDI. A decade ago there were half a dozen within a 30m drive of my home. I remember going through all the Ads, putting together a list of what was on sale where, and setting out early Saturday morning to hit 2-3 of them. Today it’s all Kroger stores everywhere, and they set the prices based on the the lack of competition

Totally not a rick roll

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I hadn’t thought about which direction it’d be pointed, I guess I assumed it would be pointed forwards…as a warning to all of my enemies - especially if they include Artic Char, those guys need to lighten up and let me smack them with my sweet long tooth

It’s all good, as long as it points forward, and not up, or down…I’d hate to be tripping over it - but it would be so worth it to go around smacking fish for no good reason 😂

Forget sharks with lasers, I want a narwhal tusk on my head!

All these years later, and her character is one of my least liked. The actress’s portayal was so good, it still makes me irrationally angry to this day. I can feel the condescension in this image

That face:
I am not amused, identity theft is a crime Susan! 😂

He’s just bummed there are no drones flying over New Orleans, this is his only way to get on tv

Obligatory (there are several versions of this, but this is my favourite 😁 ):

A World War II RAF pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.

“In 1942,” he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

At this point, several of the children giggle.

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, “I think I should point out that ‘Fokker’ was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company”

“That’s true,” says the pilot, “but these fokkers were flying Messerschmits.”