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Cake day: August 24th, 2020

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  • I’m neurodivergent, and I laugh in many instances South Park made fun of neudivergent and mentally disabled people. I’m Latin American, South Park made fun of latin americans so many times. I’m progressive, South Park made fun of progressives so many times. I’m atheist, same thing. I’m bisexual, same thing, I could go on.

    The problem with the Mr Garrison episodes is that, they are so viscerally transphobic, it is very obviously made in such bad faith.

    Of course they are not the worse thing depicted in South Park, but yeah, a show with the objective to be as offensive as possible gotta hit somewhere in a very personal point eventually.








  • So, if I wanna start a 1 billion people religion, gotta write my shit like:

    The Lost Apples

    1. And it came to pass that I went to the park with my apples, But I was so focused on TikTok that I did not heed where I placed them.
    2. And I wandered the park, watching video after video, And when I finally looked up, my apples were gone!
    3. I searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. I asked the squirrels and the birds, but they had not seen them either.
    4. And I was filled with great sorrow, for I had lost my apples. I sat down on a bench and began to weep.
    5. But then I remembered the words of the wise: “Do not despair, for all things are in the hands of the Lord.”
    6. And I knew that my apples were safe, even if I could not find them. So I stood up and went on my way, trusting that the Lord would provide.
    7. And as I walked, I saw a little girl sitting on a swing. She was eating an apple, and it was the most delicious-looking apple I had ever seen.
    8. I approached the little girl and asked her where she had gotten the apple. She smiled and said, “A nice man gave it to me.”
    9. And I knew that the Lord had provided. I thanked the little girl for the apple and took a bite.
    10. And it was the most delicious apple I had ever tasted.