Correct. Per South African law, if the cat’s on your lap you cannot legally move.

Come on, it’s a little social media’s fault, too. They also benefit from these kids staying stupid and unquestioning. I agree with everything else you said, though.

The world was so much more inclusive then.

All hail king SabinStargem!

I, for one, welcome my Oscar overlord.

Dad?

We love you, Oscar.

For a second there I thought the last one was gonna tie the string back.

That sounds about right for most places on earth.