To other Europeans : do you know anyone who owns an Xbox ? I’ve only ever had one single friend in middle school who had a 360. I’ve never seen any other model outside of an electronics store.

Barely, lol. Knew 1 person who had an og Xbox and 1 who had a 360. Newer than that, nope.

The spooky castle had. Don’t know about the others tho, always used the castle

Age of Mythology?

lmao

“This sucks! My neighbourhood is sooo much better than this crap! The kids there are so much cooler than you guys.”

“Go play there, then”

“…”

Good for it. It’s still breaking the rules here. Try posting this there.

Oh right. Yeah, it looks fragile

I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Are you talking about the Joycons? The ones from the switch 1 are less flimsy than they look

Also, these are not required for docked mode (if you have another controller, of course. You need a way of controlling the console), not required for charging and you can buy new ones if you lose or break the ones that come with the console.

Is this an ad?

That would be pretty sweet. The meta/super key logo suggests it might run Windows Vista or 7, so drivers aside it might do okay with a light distro. Unfortunately from the photo the build quality doesn’t seem to be the best tho. Very toy-ish.

“See how you can call people with your telephone? It’s like that, but you can send text messages instead. All telephones have a little screen to display the message.”

I don’t think people from the 80s would have much trouble understanding sms, tbh.

WHAT?

And if you wanted very high performance, you could go with a 10000rpm one.

A truly determined (re: suicidal) person can also just impale themselves further on your spear to disarm you.

The boar technique

You know we can see that you removed the comment that was screenshotted, right?

It’s just bait (just look at their comment history). Please ignore and move on.

Here in Portugal the prescriptions even say how much the generic medicine should cost, so that you immediately know if the pharmacy is trying to sell you more expensive medicine.

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Genuinely curious: what made you think that? The iMac itself doesn’t really strike me as a “simplified” computer, but I might be missing something.

I have a very similar concept: with gameplay somewhat inspired by job simulator or keep talking and nobody explodes.

The general aesthetic is focused on silly and cartoon aliens, not serious at all.

You’re in your alien apartment dealing with some machine that kinda reminds you of a printer (but silly and strange due to the silly alien theme), but you have no idea what the hell it does, just that it’s broken beyond belief. (If made interesting enough, finding out what the hell it does could be a good hook for the player to keep playing)

The general loop consists of calling support and having the support people troubleshoot you into getting the thing working (you have to mess with it manually, opening flaps and moving pieces like the games mentioned above), except since it’s a silly alien machine, some of the parts have silly names and are silly looking (think of the Plumbus from Rick and Morty), making figuring out what the hell the operator’s talking about a challenge.

For added funny, you could see the portrait of the various operator’s (silly aliens), and even better: you could animate them getting more and more exasperated or bored with you as you try to figure out the machine.

For even more funny, you could maybe give some funny references to common irl printer problems like complaining about no ink when you just replaced the carts. And maybe at the end the machine could do something really silly and stupid, fitting with the comedic tone of the game