At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

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How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

I literally just stopped in a parking lot to point and laugh at a cyber truck. I tried to get my son to join me but he just thinks I’m old man angry at cloud.

No. They’re extinct.

I read this article just to learn what slur was used, but they only lost it as t*****. I’m just going to assume the hurtful slur is trumpy.

Musk has been giving off Ramsay Bolton vibes for a while now.

Notorious Liar Says … Notorious Liar Wants … Honestly if the media would only write stories about the shit that actually happens we’d be in a better place. All that hypothetical shit is just rage bait.

That movie holds up!

I’ll continue not playing the game I’ve never played before. I’m doing my part!

Last poll I saw looked promising for both amendments but still had Diapers up by 10 points. Who’s voting against Harris AND against the abortion ban?

Both of these beautiful women look very attractive in this picture. Kudos to the photographer.

There is is. If this article hadn’t omitted the whole ‘lunging at her with a knife’ bit, the assault charges would be obvious. Props to CBS for being able to provide what used to be the bare minimum. Thank you PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works

TIL. Thank you for clarifying that for me.