That number still remains at zero.

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

James Taylor

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

Does anyone really know what time it is?

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Did he blame the Jews again?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

He’d rather be on Wheel of Fortune anyway.

If Man Getting Hit by Football was a car, it’d be this one.

At least he’ll have plenty of time to spend with his wife and kids… which he doesn’t have.

Poor Grimy just can’t win.

I don’t think so, Tim.

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

Is he advertising for Six Flags?

But they already have plenty of gas.