Is it “happy 9/11” or “merry 9/11”?

That guy has never done anything to help me

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

They were jumping beans. Nature’s vibrator

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins

Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please

I’m disappointed that there’s not E089 PROGRAMMER IS NOT BEING SINCERE

No, you have your digital id in a database that also has a link to a picture of the precious. There is no implied ownership of the image.

Twitter is my ex

The bullets are in the lucky charms

Don’t you worry about memes, let me worry about blank

Since when is Ryan George quotable?