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  • A room temperature can of full sugar soda takes at most 2 hours to chill in a 0 °F freezer. A refrigerated can of full sugar soda takes about 45 minutes to get to just above freezing (the perfect temperature for Dr Pepper consumption).

    Diet sodas take about half the time in both scenarios.

    This is for 12oz cans.

    I’ve got it down to a science.



  • 90s kid here, but in a poor and rural area. I would play in my yard all day and couldn’t leave because it bordered a highway, and the nearest business was 5 miles away. Libraries were special trips. I had no neighbors, and no friends aside from school and church.

    I played a fuckload of super Mario and read everything in the house whether I enjoyed it or not. Got halfway through the encyclopedia before we got free dial up Internet through AOL trial CDs and NetZero, but even then time was limited because phone line time was expensive.






  • Nobody would be able to understand me because English has diverged so far from 12th century English that it’s a different language. Also I’d be in north America where nobody had even seen a white person. Additionally, I’m 20 ft above the ground right now in a building that didn’t exist back then. Finally, I’d be rightfully blamed for bringing plague to the native tribes of the area and likely killed.

    Assuming those hurdles were all cleared: I’m a mechanical engineer. So, I’d tell the natives where iron ore, coal, and oil was buried and how to extract and refine it. Tell them how to make gunpowder. Speed run making steam engines and lathes. Get north american natives armed, industrialized, and organized against the external European threat.



  • Storage data structures. Database tables are designed for fast read/write. Excel is designed for fast simultaneous parallel computation.

    To get a sense of what this looks like, you can read more about their data structures; Databases typically store data in what’s called a “B Tree” and spreadsheets typically store as a format that can be easily converted into a “Directed Acyclic Graph” (although Excel lets you turn off the “acyclic” part if you allow circular references).

    Although, with Excel specifically, there’s probably not much difference since it has some database functionality now.










  • There is only one set of facts.

    There is only one ground truth, yes, but the set of facts that live in my head and the set of facts that live in yours will be different. This is called “theory of mind” and most humans develop it around age 4-8.

    Good effort,

    Thanks!

    instead of educating yourself, get someone else to do it.

    Work smarter, not harder

    Instead of posting a nearly useless comment,

    Cruel irony, using my own words against me

    go get yourself an education

    I did, but I’m not on the same wavelength as you, so I still have a ways to go :(

    I’ll give you a head start

    Thank God, I didn’t even know it was a race

    it’s all in the algorithm.

    Which one? I’m guessing quicksort.