red_giant [comrade/them, he/him]

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Cake day: January 11th, 2026

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  • My main project at work is with an elderly dev who is absolutely atrocious.

    Everything he touches is just…. His code is so bad.

    And I don’t just mean “he isn’t familiar with the latest framework” bad, I mean it’s bad.

    He doesn’t understand eventual consistency, dependency injection, what the fuck is a domain?, our ports and adapters pattern has ports defined that are explicitly tied to specific infra… Like it would genuinely be better code if he just didn’t attempt any abstraction in the first place.

    He’s a Java dev and it’s a Go project, and frankly his Java code sucks too and his Go code is written like bad Java code but in Go and it’s a fucking mess. It’s such a fucking mess.

    It’s all bad. It’s a bucket of shit.

    Touching his code is always a week of Lovecraftian horror, beginning with a “I’ll refactor this” to “fuck it, I’ll just bolt this” followed by “dear fucking god dear fucking god how does anything work”

    Anyway I don’t want him to get fired because (1) that’s not my problem, in the long term, and (2) why not let the guy cook on the corporate dime?

    But I need to get away from the guy.