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Shame them for using science tools like mobile phones to spout their opinions. They should only shitpost through the power of prayer.
Shame them for using science tools like mobile phones to spout their opinions. They should only shitpost through the power of prayer.
AI generated reply BTW.
I’ll get an AI to read your response just to keep things balanced.
I am neither a botanist nor a theologist but in my experience mustard seeds are relatively large and mustard plants are relatively small.
Hey! There’s been a robbery
She stole my heart and guacamole
Never had sex in the dark?
Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.
Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.
Fix for vendor lies.
The universe is an imbalance of humors within the aether.
It’s like a spring. Just think of it as suspension for your road.
That is homoeopathic structural integrity. The more you dilute it the stronger it becomes.
Given up. Bought a dongle for if I need it but mostly just Bluetooth now.
It is the distant future of the year 2024. Our intrepid hero uses her pocket computer to argue that the world is flat.
Soup of the day after is superior to soup of the day in every way possible.
When you write a tip on the bill it unfolds to reveal you have just answered "tip this many litres of mayo on my food ".
The waiter whips the bill away and says “your selection has been saved for all future orders for your convenience”.
I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.
Search Ferengi Rule 34 to learn more.