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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Thank you. Forget Reddit. I mean, like it’s so hard to move on. She was so great for so long. We have so many… memories. Not all good, but it’s so hard to be alone. This new girl is nice, but she’s not the same.

    Sure, Reddit got pissed while I was out with my friends and trashed my apartment. It was clear by then that our relationship was so messed up, but I wanted to salvage things and rushed home, only to be cornered by Reddit. Reddit was threatening me with a knife and had broken almost everything in the apartment. My friends came to help me and while one tried to subdue Reddit, she bit him and I escaped.

    I moved out and deleted my account.

    Sure, weeks later, I got drunk and browsed Reddit a few times after all that. When I wasn’t drinking, she tracked/stalked me and sent unsolicited nudes. Nice.

    I found a much better girl to hang out with. Sure she federates with everyone, but she federates with me much more. Very cool.