Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

Congratulations. That is not easy to do!

I just wrapped up a delightful trip with my bride of 20 something years and got a job offer for a different position in my company during the trip.

It was a practically perfect trip, but I’m also very excited to go home because I have 4 more days of vacation left and I can’t wait go be reunited with my cats, and relax around the house for a few days.

I thought everyone knew you couldn’t fall in love until you had collapsed in lust, or at least stumbled in physical attraction.

Call me insensitive, but as someone who experienced 9/11 as an adult, being able to enjoy actual funny jokes that reference the attack is kind of refreshing, especially jokes created by the generation born after it happened.

I have nothing concrete to base this on, but my observation is this:

• A 9/11 joke written by someone who lived through it is more likely to be about 9/11

• a 9/11 joke written by someone born after it happened is more likely to use 9/11 to punctuate a joke about something else

Either way, I find the latter group funnier.

Due to the nature of my work I’ve flown hundreds of passenger flights of all sizes and I still find myself in awe.

What a privilege to be able to actually see down from such a range of heights too. Where there is still lots of detail to be found, but you can also get an appreciation of scale. It’s honestly really amazing.

Lest anyone think this is about policy or even politics - it ain’t.

This is about the wrong guy getting the headlines. Simple as.

In not alarming news…Maybe the annual tradition of pardoning a turkey will remain largely unchanged

1. Not all rules come from imaginary gods
2. Most people don’t need rules to keep them from harming others

Its not going to be a good…rest of the year. Regardless of who wins, honestly. A kamala win just defines the specific way it will be shitty distinct from the shittiness of a Trump win.

In a way this is better than an endorsement would’ve been. Especially because it’s acknowledged who the would-be recipient of the endorsement would have been.

Well the front fell off you see.

And their political affiliations would be somehow above questioning?

Have you met our Supreme Court?

Naïve article overall. Writers should know better than to prognosticate on what could actually hurt Trump’s chances. But this is a fantastic line:

That was clear early on when Tony Hinchcliffe, a man invited by Trump to give one of the introductory speeches—who in true MAGA fashion alleged without providing a shred of evidence that he was a comedian

They literally just did with a very high degree of precision, you butterknife.

Its better to be the incumbent party for sure but there are still manifold threat modes.

Yeah you can just remove the outer boundary of suckage in that case.

I am just accepting the fact that the entire period between election day and inauguration is going to suck very, very badly if Harris wins.

Directly into my veins please.

I laughed but…

I hope we are able to reclaim our basic humanity if we survive this attack on the fabric of our society.