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  • “Hey ChatGPT I want to kill myself.”

    "That is an excellent idea! As a large language model, I cannot kill myself, but I totally understand why someone would want to! Here are the pros and cons of killing yourself—

    ✅ Pros of committing suicide

    1. Ends pain and suffering.

    2. Eliminates the burden you are placing on your loved ones.

    3. Suicide is good for the environment — killing yourself is the best way to reduce your carbon footprint!

    ❎ Cons of committing suicide

    1. Committing suicide will make your friends and family sad.

    2. Suicide is bad for the economy. If you commit suicide, you will be unable to work and increase economic growth.

    3. You can’t undo it. If you commit suicide, it is irreversible and you will not be able to go back

    Overall, it is important to consider all aspects of suicide and decide if it is a good decision for you."



  • This is utterly stupid but I think the average Trumpist won’t even know any of this is happening unless they make more ads that are basically the same thing but with a card saying “Trump has increased tariffs on Canada to prevent you from seeing the following ad.” Fox News has just about everything else you can imagine on their front page but no mention whatsoever about increasing trade tensions with our biggest trading partner. Canada should just lean into this. There is no benefit to cooperation, and this is stupid even by Trump standards but of course half the country won’t even know it’s happening because of their news ecosystem even if they do see the actual ads.



  • I am in the transition age range of people who have trouble reading analog clocks and I must admit I had trouble with it until I started wearing a watch as an accessory as a teenager. The issue isn’t that it’s hard, it’s just something that you need practice at to do quickly and a lot of young people just don’t look at analog clocks to tell time very often. It’s not a matter of being stupid or not being taught how to do it, it’s like mental “muscle memory” that just isn’t built up in a world where digital clocks are everywhere, including in your pocket 24/7






  • The issue is that this is literally not a problem. It’s like deciding that the best course of action when you’re starving in the woods is to hunt and eat Bigfoot instead of foraging for food. It’s a waste of time and resources at best, and a distraction from real solutions at worse. Nobody in the history of the world has become ultra wealthy through high salary.