You’re going the wrong way, Data!

That rare moment when Star Trek could use a touch of Star Wars.

These come out with the good silverware for guests, obviously.

I just got a promotion to Commander! The blue shirt was getting worn anyway.

I get it. I spent hours on some edits that got almost no attention.

This is perfection. 5/7, no notes.

It’s kind of funny. My original IRC handle was jawaslayer, because “Who would slaughter innocent Jawas?”

Am I Mr. Combs? The world may never know.

It worked with a browser, but not the Voyager app. Odd!

Yes, yes it was.

I am a genesis device regenerated Vulcan transporter clone from the future that was recently promoted to cheif. I hope that helps.

Thanks! I’ll have you know that the weird spot you made in Kirk’s armpit still haunts my dreams, btw.

I tried for a solid 20 minutes to get beyond the captcha. It threw an error every time saying it was incorrect, but not a normal "failed " type error. It was completely broken. And yes your instance

Failed to load media :(

Not much better, but better. Thanks to some kind people here I was able to get help. It was a rough time, eating like a broke college student at 43.

So close. You could have linked this:

Thanks! And, umm, I’m not sure how to put this but your captchas for sign-ups are broken :p