

its more closely aligned with dark humor than being terminally online. ‘The get suicided hotline’ is a complete sentence. its just mocking the tendency for dictators killing people and then claiming suicide. similar to how trump claims they’re only going to arrest and deport criminals and yet we see an indiscriminate attack on all immigrants. including those who are here legally.
the fun aspect of their comment is that suicide is a voluntary act, you cant ‘get’ suicided and that dichotomy is what you’re suppose to pick up and infer from there that this hotline is dangerous. just like windows in russia are dangerous.
Its simpler than that. Texting is asynchronous you always know the person will be able to respond without having to coordinate availability with you.
Its just a straight up more polite acknowledgement that the other person’s time is valuable abd you dont have a right to it.