It’s the lead that makes it slightly sweet.

“I will if you take a dementia test…”

I live near Main Street USA, but not in Florida or Missouri.

Ok. On the treadmill, at the gym.

I’m torn. Do not support building a wall with Mexico. Would support building a wall with Texas.

Because it’s too hard to crumple a sheet of paper into a cube.

I totally would have bought into the air frier ecosystem earlier if I’d have known I’d be calling it my wife’s easy bake oven.

Trump on the stand, being fined for talking about the clerk: I wasn’t talking about the clerk, I was talking about Michael Cohen. … Gag order gets lifted. So anyway, what I was saying about the clerk…

Another way of looking at it: Lemmy is retaining the engagement of the vast majority of new users who have joined recently.

Is he poor? Maybe. The question is why is he poor? He just sold Mar-a-lago to a company owned by Don Jr., alledgedly for something over $400 million.

He might be poor because he’s hiding all his assets on offshore banks. If so, then the question becomes: why is he doing that?

2023, the year July never ended?

You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers. Which are over there, near the fireworks.

(Apparently) Unpopular Opinion: I think defederating Threads is the wrong move, because it just locks people into Threads. If people on Twitter had the ability to move to Mastodon AND still interact with all the people they did before, I think we would have seen even more people move. The only reason I still check twitter at all is because I have a few close friends who didn’t move. Meta is likely going to have big adoption of people who aren’t ready to go to Mastodon, but are interested in getting out of the dumpster-on-fire that twitter seems to continue to be. But blocking those people from being able to join the more popular Lemmy instances, given no actual policy violations, just will keep people in Meta that otherwise could leave. With the “however” being: It’s not quite clear to me that Threads users will be interacting with Lemmy as much Mastodon, if Threads were a Reddit replacement, it’s more directly connected.