You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you
You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you
The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.
You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak
What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?
Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea
Confidence will carry you farther than competence most of the time.
IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.
That’s just unfair
I bet they look like pans
Want an invite?
I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.
Gimme that WHEAT
Yeah right, like I’d give away my cum.
Wonderful, thank you
I’ll leave you with these 4 words / I’m glad Reagan dead.
They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.