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What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum

Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I’m reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.

I wonder if I’m just weird, because I swear I hate the printed tags more than the paper tags. I can feel the print sticking, especially if I sweat even the slightest bit.

It’s apparently common enough that the military has a specific tool in basic training med-whatevers for cutting off the zipper.

I honestly never even conceived of the notion until I read that fact as a young adult.

It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.

Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…

*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective for you, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.

You ever see the gut of a gorilla? They have much better mechanisms and microbiota to get all their nutrients from plants than we could dream of.

Plus they build muscle by all the other things people mention, like genetics and weight lifting (their own mass).

No, comrade, we need a union.

*We pull out guns *

Hey boss, give us our money.

Sometimes you have to force it, ya know?

I do what I can, and by what I can, I mean deepthroating 10" horse dildos. That’s why that particular post made me grumpy.

My best guess is that they are usually ‘managed’ accounts, where someone is paid a pittance to post the pictures and try to farm engagement so that the accounts get more traffic. I’m sure by now there are automated systems for it, but I know back when lemmynsfw was just beginning, there was at least one account that openly stated it was being managed by someone, with a link to the onlyfans account AND the management services.

After not being able to play the games I bought because you now need a rockstar account to log in (and their whatever behind the scenes won’t let me log in, and their website quite literally just directs you around and around for hours until you get told to email the support…

nah, rockstar can suck my left heel and tell me they love, or I’m never making a decision that will put money in their pockets again.

Lucky you. I literally get a camera pointed at my face for every hour I work, and it screams if it thinks I’ve lost focus. Hopefully our bosses would tell these cameras to get bent, but based on their little rich people concerns over how to pacify the ‘lessers,’ I’m not hopeful.

The titles like that are dumb as hell. It has nothing to do with being asexual or not. I take after all types, and still find myself wanting to slap them silly.

If you look, you’ll notice that certain accounts don’t do it. Those are the good ones, the old school gachos that just like to show themselves off and sometimes chat with the weirdos wanting to look at them.

The other ones, you’ll find, all have onlyfans links in their account infos. They spam the same picture to multiple communities, even if it’s not really a ‘fit’ for them, and always reply in the most idiotic manner. Like, no, you’re not lonely, and you’re not getting with anyone in these comments, so stop pretending like that’s what you want in your title or post body.

I vehemently disagree with the other people in this thread on being nice to those ones. Be nice to the real ones, who aren’t simply baiting, but call out the idiocy with the bad faith posters. There was one a while ago on /deepthroat, for example, that put in her title that she was practicing her deepthroating, and goddamnit, you aren’t practicing for deepthroating by doing a little suckle motion on just the tip of a tiny dildo.

It’s the simpering of a child pandering for compliments, the same energy as any kiddo thinking they won’t get told off by their mother just because they also were pitiable squalidly sitting in the ruins of their own failure. tell them off just like you would a child.

Please stop attacking me, omg! ;)

Saying no is incredibly difficult for me if I think I care about the other person or will have to interact with them again. I’m sure there are plenty of us here who were never allowed to say ‘no’ as a kid or young adult.

I remember a great deal of jokes about the ‘color’ of the day.

There are devices like that, but no civilian is going to have access. There have been pictures of secret service or other protection details at public events with one individual having an electronics device in hand.

How accurate is that one drone simulator, Liftoff, I think? It bills itself as being accurate to life physics.

Ha! I loved beast wars, but yes, there were a great many much better shows… but also as a nerdy kid with only rabbit ears and a once every two weeks trip to the library, I watched whatever I could.

If I could massage myself, I would never leave the house.

Hit anyone here up and I bet they’d love to sun-bro you through. I’d suck at it, but I love the games enough to replay them with anyone who wants to try them.

In my opinion, a true strength build uses clubs. Maaaaybe a mace if you want to be creative, but in DS3, for instance, the big wood club was the most fun. If in elden ring, go for funsies and start as a wretch to get the club, then eventually switch to the grafted greatsword (or whatever it’s called) at the weeping peninsula castle that you can get.

As you get to ranni or radahn, just use whatever makes the most satisfying ‘WHACK!’ sound.