It’s telling that they won’t tell us what she was eating.

curb your enthusiasm theme tune starts playing

When he’s finished, can I have a turn now?

AntennaPod or Podcast Addict.

I said, "Um, can I get, um, a big mac meal with fries and um, a, um coca cola large?

These are truly the last days"

Extra Extra! Labour backs down on anything cool or useful after slight pressure from anyone

That should provide at least 10 minutes of paperwork for them before they can get back to business.

Nowadays, everybody want to talk but they got nothing to say, nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch gibberish, they forgot about Marx

It means we get to see pictures of our prime minister awkwardly smiling with an American and the words “SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP” everywhere.

Stephen King clearly hates X so why doesn’t he move to Mastodon already

Which is probably the only thing I hate about Mastodon. That’s what we tell little kids to call farts.

I wish we had a pure unadulterated Disco Elysium shitposting community