Do you like Alex Jones?

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

You gotta remember that in the Old World, 100 years is not a long time. It’s only like 30 years. So in the 90s, they were 100 years ago and hadn’t invented flashlights yet so they used torches instead.

I bet you now smell great, like Mother’s crazy sister Kate.

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

Punctuation please. But I’m with ya.

Peas in my mouth please

My underlined 1s look like my 2s when I write with a marker. It’s a problem I didn’t antisipate that arose when I was trying to distinguish my 1s from my Is and ls.

Chill yo. Humans are inherently good. None of us want to have a bad interaction. So we try to win-win cuz that’s the easiest and best outcome for both parties and for me. See?

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Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!

ouch

Side side note: Not just bold but italicized as well. Cool.

Side note: Ooo neat, bracketing something with tripple * makes it bold. TIL.

There’s a meme from some other site about being old and telling the tale of 2016 to an inquisitive youth. If i remember correctly, it goes along the lines of:

Oh you you wanna hear about 2016? Takes 3 shots of tequila Well it all started in 2015 with this gorilla…

Everything since has been a fucking wild ride. Past couple of years have been relatively tame thankfully. But I can’t help feeling like that story arc is not yet finished and it leaves me feeling apprehensive about the conclusion.

James and his family seem nice enough in person. Sure they are filthy rich and can give off a why-is-the-plumber-telling-me-all-this-just-make-my-shit-go-away vibe, but they’re polite and patient enough to listen to a plumber talk about pipe diameters, P traps, and Zoeller vs Wayne septic pumps, if they ever end up in that kind of situation.

Yum crumbs. Unless you developed the touch.

Slowly at best.

Does the toilet clog and backup and overflow? Or clog and backup but drain? I’m watching with my plunger in hand.

Millennial here, Adidas Samba and Superstar were way cooler. You could fill in the colors yourself.