To be fair, just being a corrupt industry full of scumbags is actually progress when it comes to religion. Go back 100 years let alone 500 and it was more like its own authoritarian political party. now it’s just hobby lobby with more private jets, and…well, that’s a good thing. I don’t ever want to have to expect the Spanish inquisition.

What exactly do you think would have won?

Humans are awful

Ermmmmmm…check the results

Death

McDonald’s kills everything eventually