“The galaxy… is on… Orion’s… bel…”

The spell that was cast on Lindsey Graham is finally paying up dividends. Slow acting spell, that one…

“And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

It doesn’t surprise me when this is the mentality that is running America. He’s a ‘star’ that’s trying to grab the world by the pussy. How long until the insanity ends?

Yo like wtf does this guy have against Mexico so much? Like, who hurt you?

That’s that Copilot code…

Why do the Republicans hate their own people so much?

Shhhh… Don’t tell him that!!

The World Cup is over. That Fifa Peace Prize don’t mean shit anymore.

I’ve been saying for YEARS. Moscow Mitch is a Necromancer. How else you think he lasted this long? Why do you think his fingers look like that?

Lindsey didn’t die. HE WAS CONSUMED to feed Mitch’s life aura.

Fun fact: Your asshole makes the same exact movement as your mouth does for both ‘poop’ and ‘explosive diarrhea’.

Just Kill Games.

Yes but let’s burn more coal and burn down the windmills and other types of renewable energy.

Not anymore, it seems.

Fast XI?

Because women are the better sex.

I’ve always found this tricky ground to walk on.

You see a girl you’re attracted to and you’re single. You try some way to shoot your shot, get noticed, whatever, and try to make some sort of connection and it generally goes one of three ways.

• She’s interested and it works.
• She’s intrigued but act like she’s not.
• She’s not interested.

Regardless of which of the above is your scenario, if a girl immediately says, “I have a boyfriend,” with no other response, then unfortunately you’ve fallen into that third category.

Surprisingly, I’ve fallen into that second category a few times when I thought she wasn’t interested and then in speaking to them later, I was asked why didn’t I try harder.

I’ve also fallen into that third category a bunch.

The original post is a valid point, but I think it’s lacking context. Relationships and dating is messy.

#SurprisedStarFoxFace

Tell us what really went down on that island.

Trump: I did that!

They’re doing studies to see how he’s able to be so healthy.