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  • Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.








  • dumbass@lemy.loltomemes@lemmy.worldCan any Australians confirm?
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    6 months ago

    You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don’t sweat that fucking much, it’s not like we’re doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate… Fuck.