Don Kiedyck

Rock you like a hurricane!

I’m pretty sure that’s a penis.

“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”

—— God, probably

edit: punctuation

I’m straight, but I really want to see the decor of the gay room. I bet it’s fabulous.

It does. Thank you.

Brain damage is actually a requirement to join the republican party.

It saddens me that I can only upvote this comment once.

Thirstmaxxing.

Let’s see if I understand this correctly. So Glassdoor is now part of Indeed, or am I missing something?

Het Zwarte Boek.

This is why Walmart has lost almost all of my business to Amazon.

Well, that’s a fucking surprise.

Translation: Hegseth’s pastor is a conflicted closet homosexual.

The only violent terrorists in the US are ICE agents and cops.

Bullshit.

However, speaking of documents, show us those Epstein files.

A quick side note for those not familiar with the American South, this is pronounced with three syllables.

I’d like to sign up for Masturbation for 30 Years, please.

We didn’t have cool electives like these when I was in high school.

There’s only one movie about what I do, and it’s quite misleading. Most machinists actually do sleep.

John Wayne Gacy is a meme now?

Same thought, two showers.