Isn’t that Sarah Palin in old people make-up?

Biffle

Never did

We English wouldn’t only drop the first t, we’d drop the h and the final t as well, 'o pota’o… innit

Well, good

On today’s episode of "wtf, isn’t that already illegal? "

I dunno, is it?

How dare you use my magic against me potter

Melodrama?

Wait till a freezer breaks down

That’s definitely his wanking face

Florida venue seems more level headed than Florida man

Add vodka and a shot of espresso and you have espresso martini, a drink to both wake you up and fuck you up

I think I know that bar, The Rebel House… Toronto… where millennials rule all

/cries in jazz

Well, we’ve got to keep your knees warm honey!

Schengen membership and no rebate are the 2 big ones aside from the euro iirc

If the EU are feeling particularly salty they might add the metric system but that’s not a current condition of membership afaik

Have you seen the price of baked beans lately?

I know people who say zed zed top, but only in jest

And haircuts