I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
Funny, maybe its when I travel, but, I’ll look up a route on Uber an hour before I plan to leave, go do something else for a while and it’ll have gone down a buck or two.
To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S
A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.
He was like, ‘Dude! That’s a great idea… You’ve got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-’
Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.
As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.
It could be a regional thing. Where I’m from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.
That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.
It blew my mind back in the mid 90s the first time I played Doom in lan with a couple buddies. His dad had some sort of tech job and set up a couple desktops in the basement for us.
MORE THAN ONE COMPUTER IN A HOUSE?!
Best sleepover ever.
Self defenstration! Genius.
Fox headline: “Zombie Votes Tainting Election! Are the Desperate Dems digging up votes?”
3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!