The solution to too many unnecessarily-connected devices is more connected devices?

They didn’t brick it, but the Nest thermostats that customers bought before Google acquired the company will be offline only now. No opening of the firmware, so they’ll become useless at some point, and already have lost major functionality.

Damnit! How am I supposed to be a grammar snob if I can’t even spell his name right?

There’s no place to grammatically put a comma for disambiguation, but if you switch around the subjects you can clear things up:
Ernie’s mom and Burt Bert?

Those are crazy time-delay mirrors?

I was being picky.

Okay, but they didn’t just say it. It’s also true.

This isn’t a case of one side said this and the other side said that, but the headline makes it sound that way.

they didn’t “say” it
they “acknowledge” it

A VM is a great way to still get the MS Office features you need by running office in a virtualized Windows machine.

yes

I presume they’re all U.S. citizens until proven otherwise in court.

You can save $4.99 by not even buying it. That’s a total savings of almost $20.

people with narcissism crave attention whether it’s good or bad

either way their existence is validated

Yeah, except he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

Can I opposite of block you?

I just need a NO U button.

fragilé

no, it’s an imposter

want