If you want to avoid Google’s tracking: https://www.citizenwatch-global.com/one/index.html

What are you going on about? It’s not like it’s an M4A2E4

God ordered the plague through Internet Explorer.

I bought 4 polo shirts from the same brand, 2 black, 2 white. All of them in small. Black fits perfectly but white seems like its 2 sizes too big. Worst part is that small is their smallest size… But I’m trying to fix it with a reverse diet.

Yes, forr some reason those sizes are the only ones not in backorder.

My trick is to “accidentally” trade on-call weekends with a colleague and “oh no, I have to work. Again… Next time though!”

Cease thy prattle and take mine riches!

This then incentivizes anyone with a home solar setup to never give back to the grid at all, because otherwise you’re feeding these assholes

In Denmark you’re paying to give back to the grid anyway.

Romero saw a slow-moving freight train and drove around the gates to try to beat it. A police report said Romero was ‘oblivious’ to the fact that a much faster Brightline train was approaching from the other direction.

I wouldn’t say a lack of safety guards nor the train itself is to blame in this instance.

There were more sports cars in the parking lot in the PS1 era than there were in the PS4 era

What a struggle. Should we then have tripled the prices so the poor publishers could afford 2 sports cars instead? Or, hear me out, just play indie games that’s higher quality and doesn’t have a useless middle man.

Yet the other user is being scolded for a choice instead of actually contributing to the conversation. Maybe the user was indeed vegetarian and had dietary problems making butter a good source for protein.

Don’t judge other people’s diets. That’s just an ill-faithed attempt at winning them over to your side without having to show any concern for their life. Instead contribute to a conversation, ask and ye shall receive.

How to spot a vegan: They’ll make sure to turn every discussion to a vegan direction with little effort.

Is this a school shooting joke?

Banedanmark

but it’s starting to feel like some weird out of place patriotism is on the rise or something.

Oh no, not again… I’ll go ahead and paint my Danish flag white in preperation of what’s to come.

The first picture I got was a boy, so no, I don’t think it’ll work every time.

at least one of the two are going to be true

*lists three items*

I see what you did there. But I’ll still judge you for it…

You got a calendar for that? I only got a watch to keep track of my sessions

In progress?

I can’t even get an IPv6 address, even if I wanted to pay an obscene amount for a business tier.

I hear there’s a Green Lantern show coming. That might attract some subscribers.

As long as they don’t make the suit green. Or animated.