“Forced to deny he is not” == “Forced to admit he is”

Will the real SLLM Shady please stand up?

Luckily we have Fox News and random strangers on the internet who are willing to magnanimously inform us about the desolation of our own city.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go scavenge for hot dish in the smouldering ruins of Saint Paul.

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

Man, dimly-lit scenes have been a pet peeve of mine for years. Every time Law & Order is on, I can’t help yelling “turn a light on!” at the screen. Maybe they’d be able to solve the murder faster if they could actually see shit.

Honestly, I’m not familiar enough with the world of faxing to know which apps are trustworthy, especially since the documents contained personal information. If I ever have to send another fax, I’ll consider it.

I recently had to fax a document to the government, which meant I had to print the thing, then pay $12 at OfficeMax to send it. Absolute bedlam.

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‘Tem’ + ‘plate’ is the British pronunciation.

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If you’re a fallacious gambler, maybe.

Remember when Nintendo was panned for the name “Wii U”, and Microsoft saw that and said “hold my beer”

There are too many lakes in Minnesota. Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze out the excess moisture to prevent mold.

Milwaukee is basically Chicago’s little brother. “Milwaukee-style” is just Chicago-style made with a player 2 controller.

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Treasure Planet was such a great movie