I’m hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I’ll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They’ll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don’t send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.

Where do these mushy straws reside? I’m not one to get fast food or go to restaurants very often but it’s always plastic.

I use plastic bowls in microwaves all the time. In fact every single day. At this rate I’m going to turn into a auton from doctor who 🤣.

Sorry but pizza rolls in a microwave are just too damn good! Fuck the oven!

Don’t know, i have an ad blocker and so should you.

Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it’s still killing me when I don’t put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

I enjoy that they get bullied in the comments about it too.

God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

I’m a mix of each. If i can do it faster via a gui then i do the gui. if it’s faster via command line then i use that. Those hardcore command line guys can enjoy typing 20 commands in which 4 button clicks can achieve the same thing 🤷

Let me guess those fuckin low life scum posting csam? I’ve noticed an uptick in complaints about it recently.

That thumbnail is something else🤣

Looks like a carriage wheel to me

I spread my ass cheeks when pooping so the amount of toilet paper i use is max 4 squares at most. 2 squares for first wipe and then the 2nd wipe never has anything left but I’m paranoid and still go for the 2nd wipe haha.

That involved soap a few mins prior so obviously it’s a proper clean ass my guy.

As for the bidet it’s only water being shot at your ass with no soap. Water alone won’t kill the bacteria unless we’re shooting some hot ass 140°F+ water at your booty hole.

I can’t get a bidet because my friend is fat and breaks the toilet seats on the regular. He of course replaces them. I’ve tried bidets at other places and it was nice but i still had to use toilet paper to clean my now wet ass so I’m really confused when people say they don’t need toilet paper anymore. I really hope they aren’t just wiping their ass on a towel or some shit.

Wait people pronounce them differently. I’ve been saying it the same way.😭

Yep those sounds are in my head again

I immediately assume they are from tiktok when i see that shit

Our company is based off levels. So everyone makes the same pay at their respective levels. I’m already maxed out so I’m not getting any raises except for cost of living and the yearly. Sorry you work at a job where people rely on kissing asses and sucking dicks to get a pathetic raise.