Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Plus, male characters can urinate more easily, so we can save 10 seconds here and there. That’ll really add up over the campaign.

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

Can I have… some sugar… water?

I’d have to say American Exceptionalism at its finest when it comes to sports is the World Series.

Disgusting :p

That sounds like when my wife set out some no-kill mice traps, but then never inspected them.

During the middle of summer.

When it hit 115 F.

She agreed that kill traps would be more humane going forward.

I’d imagine that after the first day, just “Hey, how’s it going?” or such is going to be fine. If they’re anything like my 8 and 11 year old, they’ll either ignore you completely, or talk to you incessantly. So long as you don’t just completely ignore them, acknowledge their presence, and respond to them when they attempt to interact with you, you’ll be fine. It’s their house, you shouldn’t feel the need to act like their personal entertainment unit :)

I tend to just talk to other people’s kids (and mine) as if they were adults. I absolutely detest it when people speak to my kids in those high pitched sing-songy voices, and so do my kids.

Don’t fake or force anything. For a younger kid like the 3 year old, I might squat down or kneel so as to be at eye level with them. Sure, the 3 year old probably won’t be the best conversationalist or have similar interests to you. But if you can make small talk with an adult, you can ask a child what interests them or what they did recently that they thought was neat. Maybe they’ll talk about a show they watched recently and you can ask who their favorite character is and why.

Children are just adults with fewer experiences and different concerns.

That would take a lot of federal tax dollars away from states you probably like.

Look at this guy trying to play 2 games.

Shit, I know someone who had to purchase an extra SSD just to dedicate it to Call of Duty.

Sounds like a violation of the Commerce Clause to me!

I’ll just leave this one for you :)

https://youtu.be/xX_IOqkRsdw?si=bSwRh7yXyl6NAfT_

You should watch Faces in the Crowd

I had some random lady at work ask me to guess what nationality she was based on her appearance, and then get all huffy when I didn’t answer with Okinawan. I mean, I didn’t even get close by saying Japanese. But I had a lot of Hmong and Vietnamese friends in high school, so, you know, I wasn’t even close.

And interest rates are at least 2x what many homeowners currently have.

Looks like you’ve worked on some source code a time or two.

Well if you’re naming today’s file 230810_file.jpg then you could just move this century’s files to /20/230810_file.jpg once we roll over.

Then you just move everything into a new “20” folder.

Gigabyte has entered the chat.