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Woah. Easy, fella
Woah. Easy, fella
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big
Hours invested in that game of the devil
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.
Reporter: And how do you feel about this?
Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever
You go get your side hustle on, player!
God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.
And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too
The charging port is underneath the car
We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening