I just realized, that’s me.

I’m that friend

Making silly whispered comments about minor speaking errors or, barring that, puns. So many puns

For those with short attention spans, it’s paraquat

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<

Lol I know, right?

They are literally cancelling student visas with no notice and then arresting the students

The only thing I can figure is they want to push a court case to establish precedent of no due process for ICE cases. That will open the door for imprisonment without trial, which then leads to “legal” slavery. Rent the prisoners to the farmers that used migrant labor, farmers pay what they did before, private prisons make money and get federal dollars per head, and the prisoners get more prison and work until they’re not useful, then deported

Remember when people were press-ganged into naval service? That, but no pirates

Good thing nothing like that could happen in the good ol US of A

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GODDAMMIT JAPAN

…cultural differences…

Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis

ETA: this is mostly a dig at the depictions of teenagers in Neon Genesis specifically, and especially the unhealthy relationships between adults and children in that show

Same. Still go there on desktop when I’ve got a question related to my profession or SW5e

Imagine cleaning the splatter after all the corn boils and pops in there

So i don’t know which lock you had, the comment I made above describes most of the consumer dial safe locks out there, but not all.

Yours may have been like what I mentioned, and the last number was 90 or something so people would dial it correctly, or it may have been a different design with drop gates where you dial all the numbers and stop on the last number. It may have been a start CW instead of CCW, there’s a few different designs.

Spinning it lots of times at the beginning never hurts, it clears the wheel packs. Thanks for having a sense of humor btw lol

Anyway, yeah, they can be overly complicated and a business should have a keypad safe and good insurance. The tech or manager or whoever that showed you how to unlock the safe was a dick for sure

They can take hours to dial every combination of an S&G lock. Cheaper locks are quicker. Most Sentry “safe” dials can be manipulated in minutes if you know what you’re doing, no dialer needed

These tools are also pretty expensive and difficult to source if you’re not in the industry

Turn the dial counterclockwise past your first number three times, stopping on it the fourth time. Dial clockwise to the second number three times, dial counterclockwise to the third number twice, turn the dial clockwise until you feel the bolt retract. The latch will engage at about 0 and the dial will turn no farther than 85, probably it will stop at 90. Turn the lock lever to open the door

Spent hours on that stupid safe.

Skill issue

I know the scriptures say “judge not lest yea be judged”, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. This guy is a real jerk!

Everyone is saying Jeep but this is definitely a '57 Chevy Bel-Air with the infotainment package

HP

Good printer

That’s an oxymoron

*bugger off

^millennium ^hand ^and ^shrimp

I wholeheartedly approve