It was something in the air that night…

Soooooo… Working as intended.

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.

A hack for this: get a travelers credit card. It works just like a regular credit card, but it’s pre-paid and not tied to a bank account. Use the balance you used to open the card on whatever you want, then you can use the empty (or nearly empty) card online without worry.

Of course they’re going to try to capitalize on it. You don’t invest in something without expecting some kind of return.

I never said I hoped they were, just that I expect them to be. I’d rather see them live a long, miserable life in prison as well.

How long before they’re Epstein’d because they know too much?

Throw a pebble in your shoe to change your walk. Wear a smaller or bigger shoe on one foot. Wear knee and ankle braces on one leg…

There are easy ways to change your gait for an outing.

And Eastern Washington is the state’s Bible Belt.

He was never the same after he exploded that bird.

MAGA

Kate McKinnon’s abduction sketches are pretty stellar.

By design.

Welcome! You’ve got slop!

This is why hippos kill people.

Excellent! Now, what can we do to really crank those numbers up?

The dude on the ride is the only one of them with any balls at all. It’s a carnival ride that 12-year-olds go on.

What a bunch of wimps.