Not just Joan Rivers’ roast but that man elevated roasts to a whole new level during his short time on this earth. Rip.

The floor is lava.

regardless of the cost

Whoa slow down there!

Speaking of sweet Black Friday deals, I came across this gem recently and chuckled a bit, the nerve.

Ron would never do such a thing.

c/extranottheonion

I was referring to the 12hr trip. So in maple dollars we’re talkin $20-$30?

Yeah $5 isn’t realistic. I would say it’s more like $10-$15

Have the warts to prove it.

That is certainly a perspective I’ve never considered

Corner wedged into bottom of palm with index finger supporting the top corner and remaining fingers supporting the back, thumb to navigate.

There really is a full spectrum.

This dude’s ass passion is off the charts.

Ah of course! How could I forget Zelenskyy is a Renaissance man!

Wait, what comedian?

Magnum dong

“I yearn for the pillow”

I’m playing both sides

Ok now it’s starting to feel like home