Guys will have one pair of shoes until they find a partner who will buy them more shoes for different occasions

Wiping the poop texta

Let’s not start deciding what’s positive and negative evolution of a language. We all know who gets discriminated against because of this.

If the land birds get any smarter they’re going to have to start worrying about a whole lot more. Like taxes, or rent.

Well look at this person humble bragging their healthy set of teeth!

Modi didn’t go to school, he was too busy in boy scouts

But that’s literally what induced demand is. More lanes might mean more throughput but it’s still jammed because more people make the decision to use that road. Wow.

Can’t afford to do that whenever I want 🥲

Can I install/update my bank apps, and pay with my phone? That’s the bare minimum I need to switch to a deGoogled OS.

I don’t know jack about Star Trek but I’m happy to keep seeing these memes while I scroll 😊

I think so too, I’ve seen this meme so many times that the fig circle is a welcome surprise

Sgoin on cunt?

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