Growing concerned

Uh oh, “growing concerned” might lead some of them to “feel uneasy” or even “have questions.” If Trump isn’t careful, one of them might even send a letter or request assurances that he’s learned his lesson and totally won’t do it again.

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I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

FaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

Do you HATE punctuation and LOVE authors who boldly reject formatting conventions?

Have you ever wanted to be suffocated by a based albino giant while he pontificates about war being the great equalizer?

Have you ever wanted to call Native Americans the n-word?

Well, come on down to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy! Streaming soon on Disney+!

The captain was Captain Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. He was fired by the acting Secretary of the Navy, Thomas Moldy Modly. The fallout was so bad that his candy ass got relieved a few days later, but not before the ship had an infection rate of around 14% and at least a few deaths.

I wish someone would stick all these people on a big ship, disable all communications equipment on board, tug it to Point Nemo, and just let it drift around there.

Do you not?

I’m desperate to know what in the hell these two talk about every day.

Heh, pee sex EC…

How’s the Metaverse coming, Zuck? Remember how your company was going to dump tens of billions of dollars into developing that digital hellhole?

What a damp pube.

Either works, really.

🎶They’ll say, “Aww, Topsy” at your autopsy…🎶

By “near their Tea Party moment,” do you mean that a left-wing version of the Koch brothers is stirring the pot and quietly financing a bunch of organizations to pretend there’s a grassroots movement that will end up solely benefiting the people at the top of the food chain? Because that’s what the Tea Party was.

Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.

I can hear that damn brake pedal already…

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”