Yes officer, this comment right here.

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I’m optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

I gotchu boo

Yeah, this is pretty painful to watch. Trump is a piece of shit, but he’s way more forceful and even somewhat coherent. Meanwhile, Biden’s just above a whisper and is somewhere between stuttering and rambling.

Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Cats were worshipped in Ancient Egypt because the Egyptians thought they were funny. Gigantic cat head monuments were built underground in their honor.

My favorite part of this entire article is the author referring to Trump as a “former game show host.”

You have to successfully run at least three consecutive macros in order to unlock the Hatsune Miku skins.

Call me when they release the Frosted Giga-Wheat™, which is projected to be the size of Iceland and consists of approximately 5.15 billion wheats.

My brain scrambled “war cash” into “car wash” and I was ready to grab my pitchfork over legislators getting free car washes.

Yeah, but I think I have like half of those devices in a desk drawer.

I’m gonna laugh my kidneys off if E. Jean Carroll winds up being his undoing.

In case anyone was curious about the full review: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/speed-zone-1989

Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov is an oppressive dictator who was responsible for some of the worst human rights abuses of any former Soviet State (which is a pretty damn high bar).

He is also an absolute cartoon character.