Either works, really.

🎶They’ll say, “Aww, Topsy” at your autopsy…🎶

By “near their Tea Party moment,” do you mean that a left-wing version of the Koch brothers is stirring the pot and quietly financing a bunch of organizations to pretend there’s a grassroots movement that will end up solely benefiting the people at the top of the food chain? Because that’s what the Tea Party was.

Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.

I can hear that damn brake pedal already…

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I’m optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

I gotchu boo

Yeah, this is pretty painful to watch. Trump is a piece of shit, but he’s way more forceful and even somewhat coherent. Meanwhile, Biden’s just above a whisper and is somewhere between stuttering and rambling.

Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Cats were worshipped in Ancient Egypt because the Egyptians thought they were funny. Gigantic cat head monuments were built underground in their honor.

My favorite part of this entire article is the author referring to Trump as a “former game show host.”

You have to successfully run at least three consecutive macros in order to unlock the Hatsune Miku skins.

Call me when they release the Frosted Giga-Wheat™, which is projected to be the size of Iceland and consists of approximately 5.15 billion wheats.