I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short
I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short
He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn’t so cold
Next time just go take it. No one will care. They might even help you lol
Could you give more details about what you mean by “homemade internet”? The first thing I thought of was just a LAN or Intranet which I see many people have already suggested but I feel like that may not be what you’re actually talking about
That’s an old picture he’s way more bald now lol
Way back in the 90s when I was a teenager I got home from school one day right around Christmas time and discovered my father had, for some reason, locked himself in the bathroom and refused to come out. He was in there for at least an hour and when he eventually did come out he went right back in again a few minutes later, and this happened several times.
After some convincing he finally admitted that he’d come home from work and consumed an entire carton of eggnog along with a whole jar of black olives over the course of about an hour and a half and had nearly shit his pants, just barely making it to the bathroom in time.
We never did discover what had compelled him to do such a thing
I’m sure he’ll claim to have given Homer the idea to write it and that the character Achilles is based on him
It’s because most people wouldn’t want to live in an SUV. If that’s what you like though then more power to you! The social worker was probably upset because your doctor called them all the way out there telling them that you needed help immediately and when you said you didn’t want help they felt they had wasted their time. It’s really the doctor they should be mad at I guess for calling them out there for nothing
Do people still say that? I thought that got played out years ago lol
It’s just a buzzwordy way of demanding that everyone notice their shitty opinion about something people probably didn’t care about that much to begin with.
Well… good luck with that 👍
I do call center work from home and can wear whatever I want
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Here’s a relevant short video about the benefits of farming in general
I hope this helps answer your question 👍
It is indeed! I’m the one who took this picture lol
I suspect that the enjoyment of boobies is sort of subjective to each individual for both lesbians and straight men alike
Personally, I fucking love them
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Yeah I don’t see how this is news. He’s repeatedly called soldiers “losers” and “suckers”, he’s ditched appearances where he was supposed to be honoring fallen soldiers, and that business recently at the Arlington cemetery just really hammered home the fact that he has no respect for them in any way whatsoever.
This seems more like the nephew wants to cash in on 15 minutes of fame by just agreeing with things we all already knew… but he is a Trump so I guess it’s not that surprising lol
Oh, that’s the way she goes? So… You lost all our drink money is how “she goes”? She’s gone?