https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgngvmbozys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VWrtApjAzc

40K: Warhammer 40K Roleplay

TTRPG: Tabletop roleplaying game

DM: Dungeon master/game master

D&D: Dungeons and Dragons

VtM: Vampire the Masquerade

RL: Real life

They should have cast speak with animals and made 50 friends

It’s working now.

I think this issue has come back again.

You’re evil

Pinkertons are being sent to your address for leaking the entire contents of the 5e 2024 DMG.

Elon Musk’s ideal DM would be a doll that just says “Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly” on loop forever.

You don’t. Konsi does.

I had some issues with images being replaced with placeholders. My profile picture in the top right is still affected, but I think that might just be due to caching.

Edit: Refreshing fixed it so I guess it was caching.

I believe that is the joke.

I get great anxiety with just small responsibility

If she became a light rather than a trickery cleric

You spelled excellent wrong.

For those who don’t get it

Power Word Kill

You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly. If the creature you choose has 100 hit points or fewer, it dies. Otherwise, the spell has no effect.

Is she using spiritual weapon?

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

I DM’d a group that tried to optimize every situation, and every turn off combat. That’s okay as long as it stays fun, but once they start spinning their wheels, or one player turns combat into a slog, then I take measures.

In my experience (and from what I’ve heard of other groups) optimisers are rarely the cause of this problem, usually it’s the more casual or inexperienced players.

How much damage did she take from the poison?

made the poison, then promptly drank it to sacrifice it

That sounds, uh, inadvisable.