Leviathan

When media with optional subtitles became a thing? When my parents got a DVD player

I’d vote for you

Honestly, as long as someone employs their flasher, I assume they made a mistake and I let them in. Don’t use your blinker? Go fuck yourself.

I use the bip many times per day as a “hey, the light went green a few seconds ago, maybe you should get off your phone and start driving” button. I make deliveries.

YEO!! Then I do my best to hurry because I know what it’s like to have a bathroom emergency.

I mean, hedonism isn’t the only option, what about Epicureanism?

And yet in almost every one of those examples the problem was people sticking to the existing religions and culture being too terrified to let go or incapable of accepting that others have moved on.

Some rich New Yorker is doing what all rich New Yorkers would do given half the chance.

Poor people in rural areas who spend all of their time terrified of big cities and hating coastal elites: "I love this guy!

Hmm… Maybe that was just the first I heard of

In a normal world the FCC would be like “lol, no.” and that would be the last you’d ever hear of it.

A flock in its correct orientation

I muted the voice the first time I used maps and haven’t turned it back on since. No way you’re gonna interrupt my song/podcast/audiobook to tell me to take a “slight left”.

I always found his frantic fear of nihilism to be a little adolescent, like “how could humanity possibly survive the death of God? How will we live a life without inherent existential or moral purpose?” You just do, Freddy.

We’ve already had Winnie the Poohing for years.

Hey, at least it wasn’t a Cocker Spaniel.

Princess Donut?

I’m still pissed off at being treated like a thief every time I go to gas up because they started a forever war in the middle east which inflated the price of gas. Then they never brought the cost back down with the price per barrel AND kept the paying before pumping policy.

They’re saying that they care so little about whether trans girls are playing sports with other girls that you couldn’t pay them to give a shit even if a giant cis man was on the team.

I would care as in I’d love to watch the match. Outside of that I don’t give a fuck who plays what sport or what they have in their pants.

How about outright banning data centers? Fuck that blight.