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2 months agoThe people’s mma would simply not take part.
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9·2 months agoHow else will a rag tag team of crop duster pilots defeat the aliens?
This reads like those NEOM articles from a year or two.
In tshirts, flip flops, and a prayer.
Still step on it, for appearances.
At this point the only option is to sabotage the table.
Mulholland Drive
This one goes in the history books.
6·3 months agoIf you had read enough theory you would know that Stalin ate all the Ukrainian grain with his comically big spoon.
2·3 months agoThis has, unfortunately, been rapidly changing.
When this happens to the natives. ✅
When this happens to them. ❌
Blue-Collar Man: Well, I’m a contractor myself. I’m a roofer… (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer’s personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
Randal: Like when?
Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
Dante: Whose house was it?
Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino’s.
Randal: “Babyface” Bambino? The gangster?
Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
Dante: Based on personal politics.
Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface’s house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn’t even finished shingling.
Randal: No way!
Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I’m alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn’t so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this… (taps his heart) not his wallet.
And also because it will be less of a strain on the imperial plumbing.
Mar a lagoon.