My friends call this my “accent”.

Whose spez?

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I’m a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn’t work.

It’s about time!

It was a metaphore. I was describing myself as a student to afraid in class to ask.

Thank you for asking this. I’m that student that had the same question but was afraid to ask.

This is what I was coming here for.

It’s crazy, cuz I’ve been am imgurian for 11 years and just got on reddit as it was shutting down.

I thought it was an imgur thing.

I promise!

I am! I just applied for my first principal job and I would hate my wrinkled ass with a can of beans kept me from it.

If I wasn’t wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.