Pretty women at their mirrors (in their gardens) Letter-writing, (flower-picking) weather-watching… How they make a man sing!
Pretty women at their mirrors (in their gardens) Letter-writing, (flower-picking) weather-watching… How they make a man sing!
Made me think of the Two Bad Neighbors banner from The Simpsons 😂
At the DNC the lights go low, the crowd goes quiet, the speakers start blaring D-Generation X - Are You Ready? and a slowly rising platform covered in fog rises to reveal Bernie Sanders making an x with his arms over his crotch. Bam Bam Bam! Crowd goes fucking wild, election is immediately called and we go on to better things.
Four days of Karol G is enough to take this to The Hague.
The leopards, they’re getting bigger 🐆
What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?
“If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.”
-Dave Attell
There is such a thing as forbidden knowledge, bud. There’s a reason for it.
Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.
She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
🤔 idk. I think 2039 is the start of the Water Wars.
Reminded me of this sentence:
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
I mean, why not let him get a full whiff of that bouquet? Sober him before you go any further.
Hot Cheetos Puffs are my weakness. I will eat the whole bag no matter the time.
They should name her speaker next so she can get ousted as well.
Looks like we’re having a Fire Sale boys. Get your monies ready.
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Le ministre ne ment pas 🤷♂️
You mean there’s not?
I always worry about parking. Getting towed is a hassle.