Hoohoo

From the guy who said he wouldn’t bomb Iran and a few other things

Toddler decries peas!

Has anyone considered Putin might simply be a compulsive liar, but for some strange reason it’s not recognised in Russia?

The way that Google and Apple approaches programming is a little obtuse and it never gets out of the way.

Without someone like Linus Torvalds rewriting a whole new approach to mobile phones we’re all stuck with the majority offerings from lock-in corporations.

Then there’s telcos and manufacturers who never get out of the way either. So, even if we run to changemakers like FDroid the desired compatibility is still limited by a cacophony of weird restrictions and unknown difficulties.

With mobile phones we need to start manufacturing with Open Source to get the compatible-mobiles industry up to standards first. It’s not something that’s happening because those guys are far too retired to come back to a new front for machine compatibles - it’s 80s stuff.

Also, a non-java scheme would be a better way to go. Java development is all about using giant washing machines to spin out compilations from esoteric versions of fragile code. Having code that didn’t break every year would be great too.

Not knowing the law isn’t an excuse before the law in most circumstances.

No, they are calibrated and have technicians that set them professionally.

I’ve always considered open government to be registered opinions in real time. People log an opinion, and if it’s a majority opinion for that jurisdiction or electorate then the government must consider it as a bill to be reviewed.

After doing research on solutions I found that many people benefit from volunteering and joining groups.

The ability to look into other people’s needs and glean some joy from solving social issues is usually overlooked by modern society.

Also, people with religions tend to take delivery of life’s goals. They accept the social bindings that find them.

Allow people to seek you out, and take intrigue and curiosity from what is happening. Obey the social contract and get beyond the niceties of not really accepting people into your life.

If you’re surrounded by streets full of bums you could see it as your challenge to work with them, rally against their terrible choices, or escape them.

Experiment with meaning. Take them all out for lunch. Throw a street party for them. Hire a bus and take them somewhere. Teach them how to live again.

Accept your reality and it might accept you back!

Where’s omni food pong?

Mince dishes and BBQs absolutely reek!

A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch A priest walks into a bar and says hallelujah A con walks behind the bar and says this is familiar A teetotaler walks into a bar and notices the stench Another blonde walks into a bar being polished and says “Hawk Tuah, you gotta spit on dat thing”

Doesn’t it have direct parallels among many billionaires?

Buck buck?

Well, as I’m a skipper I’ll try this again. A skipper or captain doesn’t have to be at the helm. They can competently do their job with any member of the crew at the helm. On larger vessels it’s another matter, but it still doesn’t require the captain to be in driver control. Do you understand yet?

Why’s the time relevant? Did it go stale?

Captain isn’t driver on boats.

disgruntled communists, you are on their turf

XD

Anytime you want to try it with a bath towel you might realise she’s right. The only thing creating a problem is when it falls off.