Probably work if distance between front and rear axle was a standardised measurement, but since it isn’t this wouldn’t be very inaccurate.

Here they label this as “New Recipe!”. As if they’re somehow doing us a favour.

Oh gee I wonder what inspired you to change the recipe 🤔

Cosmic!

What a great idea. Thanks for taking the time to share it with us :-)

I went to one of these wanky places in London and had to use my phone light to illuminate the menu sufficiently so I could see it, thanks to those shit light bulbs they insist on hanging everywhere. There are dozens of them and yet they give off no light… wtf is the point.

My first thought was that ‘dog filler’ is a strange way to say dog food, and why the hell was it hot? 🐶

A chorus of protesting chickens. They should release an album.

It’s a Roman numeral for me…

• Ten-Men
• SpaceTen
• The Ten Factor
• Tenbox Series Ten
• Mac OS Ten