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Okay, folks, listen, listen, it’s, it’s very simple, okay? People are talking, they’re saying, ‘Mr. Trump, the murder rate, it’s too low, it’s not what it used to be.’ And you know what? I agree. We used to have, back in the day — oh, the 70s, maybe the 80s, beautiful times, really tremendous times — we had so much, so much happening, people, and now… now, it’s just… nothing! Boring! What happened? Where did the murders go? I don’t know. Nobody knows. But when I’m elected, folks, let me tell you, we’re gonna bring them back. Big time.

Now, now, people say, ‘Oh, Mr. Trump, why do you want more murders?’ And let me tell you something: it’s about jobs, okay? People don’t think about that. Murders? They need investigation. Cops? Gotta hire more cops. Jobs! Economy! It’s all connected, folks. Big brain stuff. Nobody thinks like me. And, and the murderers, some of them, very fine people, they need work too. They’re out of work. We’re gonna put 'em back in business, folks. You’ll see.

So vote for me, we’re gonna do some, some tremendous things. More murders, more greatness, everyone wins. Except the people who get, uh, you know, but that’s okay, that’s okay. It’ll be, um, it’ll be something.

So when you go to vote, remember: a vote for me is a vote for… well, let’s just say you’ll want to lock your doors. But it’ll be huge.

Thank you, good night, and God bless hamburgers!

But but but the immigrants!!! They took our pets!

There are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.

translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687

There were many arsonists who were actually firefighters:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefighter_arson

Those indeed came back to the scene.

It depends on the pasta (form, freshness, self-made… etc). Some has to be stirred 3-4 times others just once, in my experience.

I add both oil and salt in the very beginning, because there’s no reason to not do that.

If you really like to impregnate your pasta, so that it won’t absorb your sauce (or less well), then you are right about the there-is-no-reason-part in your answer.

Oh, it’s called a porn site scandal, not a racist slavery support scandal?

Hi Speedy Jules!

What?

I don’t think it was a joke

hunter2

Yeah, | noticed this too.

Which are paid by … guess

Ah. But at least now we both know, why you couldn’t find it. Good luck with that feature (if you are going to use it).

I promise I’m not stupid, but uhhhh, when I click on my name, it brings me to a page that looks like a community with an overview of everything I’ve posted,

Strange. I get that only when I click on my name and then choose “profile” instead of “settings”.

You are on lemmy.world, aren’t you?

are you using a browser or any lemmy client? in a browser:

Desktop: click on your username, located on the upper right corner

Mobile: click on the menu icon in the upper right corner, then on your username.

Now click on “settings”

It should look like this now:

At least invite me for dinner before fucking me over.

There doesn’t seem to be an automatic way to do this though

Actually there is a very simple way for doing exact this: Go to your profile -> settings -> languages

And this is my English:

https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?si=mBfXDM5g2AYKa8Ow