So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.
The wasabi goes over there.
So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.
That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
There’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
Let’s not forget liquor!
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
It was a flash game called flOw. You’re just a microbe wandering around eating things, and you occasionally evolve, based on what you ate. I can’t find an instance that works properly with a flash emulator, but that game would actually lower my heart rate.
A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
A declaration carries no weight in the court of international law unless they said “dibs”.
Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.
But Daredevil could still “see” her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he’s into gorgons.
I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
I, for one, am keenly interested in Kid Rock’s opinion on the role of central banking in a post-pandemic economy. /s
Looks for c/theonion
Doesn’t see c/theonion
Fuck.
They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.