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My hairline directly correlates with sales at the grocery. When I wake up bald, I know I’m eating good that night.
Bears are solitary animals and any interaction after being raised is to either fight or fuck.
…I might be a bear.
5:40 but you should sit through the 5 minutes of cringe to get there
He couldn’t even make fries. The kid walked him through the easiest thing ever, clearest instructions ever, has obviously been teaching people. Trump still fucked it up. Kid tells him to put them slowly in the oil and trump tries to put it on the hanger. The kid had to grab his hands and pull him away to get him to actually put the fries in the oil.
I keep thinking this is the one where I’ll grow some chest hair, and then my hairline just recedes further.
Google “Glass Onion” and “Elon Musk” and you’ll get dozens of articles about how the “Knives Out” sequel is a “veiled dig” at the Twitter owner… For Johnson, however, it’s a “horrible accident” that “Glass Onion” debuted amidst Musk’s disastrous Twitter takeover. The director wrote “Glass Onion” during the height of the COVID pandemic, long before Musk was in the news every single day for months because of his controversial Twitter leadership.
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I’ll learn banjo if you can do washtub bass
TFW no trans goth banjo gf
Hey you get off of there
Laughs in single thread solidworks. You want SW to preform? Over clock a dual core to 6ghz.
That’s the nice thing about laser printers, lasers are super accurate. You’re not moving any significant mass around. All you’re doing is rotating a mirror and moving that beam in a single axis. If you continuously spin the mirror then your accuracy depends on how fast you can turn the diode on and off.
Hunger is less painful than going outside
Helical potatoes? In this economy?
I still frequently remember the childhood trauma I experienced from ages 3-4. By third grade I was already very well experienced in being numb to everything and remembering nothing(other than the worst shit I’ve done and a bunch of cringe).
